http://www.forestry.gov.uk/westonbirt
Darcy accompanied us to ensure that we took the requisite amount of exercise after all the chips and ale. We saw some trees, some more trees and a few more trees
Darcy, of course, elicited a lot of attention clad in his finest knitwear, this is not always a good thing as he is a shy sex symbol and gets worried about all the adulation that he recieves. he was quietly minding his own business when he was accosted by a very forward young Jack Russell bitch. he was prepared to be a bit friendly but she was so, well, tactile and insisted on ,touching him in a most familiar way.
It all became too much and he was forced to seek asylum on the bench where I was resting. She followed him there too and he nearly had a fainting turn. We tried to tell him to Dog up but it was no good and we had to rush him away.
As befits a woman of her age Housemate had a doze on the way home for her surprise party. We had curry and champagne (classy I know) The Nice lady from Next Door came to celebrate and, being the poshest person we know, brought a few of her celebrity, and indeed Royal chums.
As the evening went on the party got wilder and wilder to the point that one of my fantasies was brought to life. Yes Katy Price warmed my spuds up.
. Anyway a great day was had by all and we can't wait for Housemate to be 21 again.
PS
The title of this piece is to entice some more, shortly to be disappointed, men whose computers have a left handed mouse
