Off they set and the stubble field the destination. On arrival they prepared for a good canter but as they were about to set off a wasp flew down the front of the surprised rider's top. Executing a flying dismount a la Frankie Dettori our heroine threw off her hat, then her top. Convinced that the wasp had taken up residence in her cleavage, off came the bra to ensure that the, admittedly painful, sting was the only damage.
A Bra similar to that which was exposed.
A passing farmer was heard to comment later "Oi was just going down moi field to see off this ere trespaaaser when 'er started gettin her kit off, oi've never seen anything loike it and oim from Hopton Cangeford"
A phone call was received at ride HQ and the trained paramedic team swung into action. I offered to administer first aid provided that I could thoroughly examine the affected area, but was told that a squirt of Waspeeze would suffice.
The wasp was unavailable for comment last night.
In a further incident the lady from the big house sent her PA down to do some work.
Ari was not happy, however he has nearly eaten his way to freedom.
