Friday 16 December 2011

Injuries and Insults

Yesterday H and the Swedish Au pair (not ours of course, do keep up) went out for a gentle hack on Carly and Kavi, who was being being specially loaned out as a favour (while I watched the racing). As the foursome set out a chap in a van arrived to deliver a parcel, he asked the SAuP what type of horse she was riding, and was, correctly ,told that Carly was an Arab, the chap made the polite nice comments about him and how lovely he was. He then turned to H and said "I see you are riding a Clydesdale"

                    "Did he just call me a Clydesdale ? Lemme at him"

Now I know that he may be a pound or two above his racing weight but to call him a heavy horse ? Really. He had to retire to his stable overnight to recover, even Polos only helped a little.


Our adventurers returned empty handed from their quest. They were finally defeated by the only thing Ari cannot beat....Mud. It is too deep for a little dog to conquer at the moment but come the spring they will be off again. DJ did return with her new magical accoutrement. She is wearing the cloak of invisibility. Don't tell her that you can see her, just say "Who said that ? " when she barks and she'll be happy.

The big paw injury that Darcy is "manfully" suffering at the moment is improving a little. Every hour Housemate, after peeling his grapes, goes to the front gate to post the latest bulletin for the awaiting media. The latest being "Mr Darcy Dogg is bravely bearing up and is taking a little nourishment, the veterinary surgeons say that he is as well as can be expected and that he will accept Bonios from well wishers".

The Movember movement raised in excess of seventeen million pounds for research into male cancers. Obviously the Kavismate Klan would have given a good proportion of that and I thank you all very much. The severe (?) discomfort I suffered has all been worth it