Lader vs Pheasant In the court of Middleton Oct 2011

It has to be said that people are strange. They have strange bodies and strange phobias. H had a friend visit this weekend and after they had come back from their ride she was clicking as she walked across the kitchen. When queried she told me that she had been to see the doctor with said digit and he had got very excited. it appears that she has hyper something of the thingummy doodah which is incrediblly rare. next thing she knew she was being used as an example of the rare condition hyper extension etc etc in a lecture theatre with lots of other doctors looking on.

Someone else has a phobia about peas. The very sight of them disturbs her greatly and the plate has to be removed. This is not a "don't like them" like most people have with sprouts but a physical reaction. I have a phobia about work, my work line used to be "Look at where the grafting is taking place... I'll be somewhere else "

More injuries at the weekend when the distaff went out for a long hack on Rooster with Hyper Toe woman riding Kavi. A pheasant leapt out of the bushes startling Rooster who deposited small blonde one on the tarmac with a bump. Thankfully just a few scrapes and stiffness transpired. On return to base Rooster, in his role as H&S advisor launched an enquiry. On cross examination by defence council Mr Ethelbert Lembit Carmaal (Carly) he replied "Was she wearing a seat belt ? No  Was she fitted with the appropriate air bags ? No. I rest my case " Expenses were awarded against Mr P. Hesant, The Hedge, Hopton Cangeford.

It was all too much for poor old Rooster who needed a lie down afterwards.